Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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