I will die if light touches me.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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