Sponge bath it is.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
