The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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