I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Randomize
