I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
worst night to have a conscience
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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