Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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