I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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