Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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