was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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