no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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