using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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