Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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