You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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