I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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