maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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