So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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