When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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