Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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