I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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