great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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