the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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