so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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