The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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