I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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