i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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