the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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