I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
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