She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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