spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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