also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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