your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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