You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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