My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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