:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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