Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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