Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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