AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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