I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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