can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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