Can Purell be used as lube?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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