No stitches, just platelets and will power
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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