Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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