Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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