but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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