Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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