Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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