dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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