she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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