Non-Jews are for practice
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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