so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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